What Your Facebook Picture Says About You

The Baby Picture


I have a child.

My existence revolves around this child.








The Pouting Self Picture


I’m hot.

I want lots of guy to see this and think I’m hot.

I want those same guys to friend request me because I’m hot.

I will ignore all their requests as I am too hot for them.





The Travelling Picture

I am well travelled.

My mind is therefore more developed than yours as I have “experiences.”

I count a couple of Nepalese tribesmen amongst my mates.




The GSOH Picture


I have an incredible sense of humour.

I will be a value for money facebook friend as with every status update and comment I will endeavour to show off my razor sharp wit.








The Couple Picture


We are a couple.

Don’t you fucking dare come near my boyfriend. We’re solid.

Brenda and Dave, just call us Brendave.







The Obscure Art/Obscure Band Picture


I am into random obscure things that you know nothing about.

I am an intellectual.








The Street Sign with Same Name Picture

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! A street sign with my name on it.

I am easily pleased.

I also have a bit of time on my hands at the moment.




The Action Packed Sport Picture

I am an adrenaline junkie.

Alright fine, this was a couple of summers ago, but I aspire to be an adrenaline junkie.






The Pet Picture


I am a loser.







The Beautiful Landscape Picture


I am a loser.






Guy With A Hot Girl/Girls Who Isn’t/ Aren't His Girlfriend

I lack self esteem.

I asked my hot best friend(s) to pose with me so that other hot girls would give me the time of day.

It’s a shame that I don’t realise that everyone sees through my ploy.





The Professional Headshot Picture


I secretly want to be famous.










The Cartoon Picture

Dude, I’m ugly. You don’t wanna know.

Just look at this cartoon, best all round.

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